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Posted on Friday, March 16
Posted at 11:53 AM
I think I need to rewrite my list on Advantages & Disadvantages of being single. Here goes nothing.

Advantages of being single :
  1. No problems about your boyfriend. Whether he has ridiculous moodswings or he is super sensitive. Void of problems.
  2. Jealousy is a deadly human feeling. And you do not have to cope with your boyfriend being jealous about this some other guy.
  3. Feel carefree! ^^ Depend on no one but yourself.
  4. Having to report to someone 24/7. (Optional)
  5. For those who have more guy friends like me, it's a good thing not to have a boyfriend.
  6. Shoo, lousy boyfriends. And oh yes, my standard is super high.

Disadvantages of being single :

  1. You have only yourself when you need someone by your side, or when you need a shoulder for you to lie on. Too bad. (Maybe there's this guy who likes you)
  2. Feel the torture of loving someone secretly behind his back, yet unable to be with him. He doesn't like you. How sad can that be. EmoX.
  3. Oh shit, why does that person like you? Having someone clinging onto you 24/7 wanting you to be with him.
  4. The person you like, likes your friend! ZOMG or.
  5. No one to talk to, no one to cry to, no one to care for.

And now, only now. I realised that thing on your face was a mask. A mask that covers your ugliness and lets you shine in every aspect, no matter whom you are facing. A mask that you put on to inject a false hope in me. And we, are nothing but your pawns.
Maybe, it is only me.